Monthly Collectibles

January 16, 2011 at 5:39 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Hooray! It’s the 15th! Time to open my letters! I wonder what I’ll get?

1. Nutcracker Prince, Masquerade, Jinx Doll, Secret Retreat; 2. Muramasa

This month’s MCs bring tricksters in two mythic forms: the mischievous fox spirit and the demonic seductress!

The Nogitsune is the nine-tailed nuisance of Eastern lore, known for its devilish tricks and flamboyant style. Get into the kitsune spirit with brilliant red tails, a fox mask, regal robe, kimono and more.

Beware the seductive power of the Ascended Demon. With white horns, tail, wings, whip and fitted body belts, this succubus is hard to resist.

These items are available this month only, so don’t miss out!



zOMG Buddy :D

January 16, 2011 at 5:38 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Nicolae here with two new additions to zOMG!– Buddies and the Buccaneer Boardwalk.

Buddies will keep you company on your zOMG! adventures, loyally following you everywhere and sharing your emotions. (Try not to die, it makes your buddy very sad). These little guys will stick with you for life, but my supplies are limited– be sure to grab these in the next two weeks. I’ll be glad to give you all your very own Buddy.

Buccaneer Boardwalk is a new area to hang with your zOMG! friends away from the hurly-burly of the battlefield. You’ll be able to hang out in a tropical seaside paradise complete with palm trees, ferris wheel and pirate ship. To get in, you’ll need a headstart ticket, but don’t worry, I have enough for everyone!

So come on over and support your local vardo. My prices are so low I’m practically losing money!


Evolving Items

January 16, 2011 at 5:36 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Look sharp, Gaians! This week’s evolutions take us face to face with the marvels– and perils– of the untamed forest. Special Operations Force Taiga continues its tactical maneuvers and Antique Shop dusts off a marvel of natural history.

SOF Taiga sends you on a reconnaissance mission to find out the enemy’s position. It looks like they’re stronger than expected– you should radio for back-up. Or maybe you can sneak into their armory and steal some more gear to fight your way out…

A visit to DrinkyTengu’s corner of the Antique Shop turns up the relics of a scientific expedition’s journey into the jungle. You find some snazzy adventure gear and the mission’s chief prize: the skeleton of a prehistoric giant sloth, handsomely mounted in this life-like post by the expedition’s museum sponsors.

Whatever adventure you’re gearing up for, the Cash Shop will set you up in style. And please stop by our weekly EI poll to let us know which evolutions are your favorites!

Thanks for watching, science fans, and have a great weekend!


Lost Chapter

January 16, 2011 at 5:33 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

While searching for an obscure tome of forbidden tax code incantations, I knew I’d have to bury my fear and visit the Dimensional Library, Gaia’s most complete– and dangerous– repository of knowledge. Each book therein is a gateway to another dimension, and it’s far too easy to get stuck forever inside one.

The Librarian is a masterful caretaker of the stacks, but he’s got a short fuse when it comes to visitors– if you whisper one word out of line, he’ll shove you into the pages of one of his books. I narrowly avoided that fate myself, but many noisy visitors have been lost forever inside strange fictions.

If you pay the Librarian a visit, don’t be surprised if you find yourself hurled into a strange new existence. When you’re stuck in a book, you must find the legendary Lost Chapter to escape– no matter how deep you delve, you’ll always emerge from the dusty pages with an amazing reward, like a Cash Shop favorite, a valuable rarity or one of these amazing new items:

Think you’re ready to find the Lost Chapter and bring back some incredible prizes? Try if you dare, or save some Cash by buying a bundle, which gives you more exciting trips to the Dimensional Library.


Evolving Items

January 16, 2011 at 5:30 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Happy Friday, Gaians! As always, we’ve got some exciting news in the world of Evolving Items– our little friend Timmy is continuing his journey into oblivion, and we’re introducing a brand new Rapid EI to the mix! Let’s take a look:

This week, Timmy’s experimentation with Gro-Gain didn’t just affect him– Labtech Gene also saw the horrible hirsute effects, growing a mustache that would eventually engulf him entirely.

Welcome to SOF Taiga, soldier! As a member of Special Operation Force, you’ll need to be in peak physical condition and well trained in secret black ops technology. Your mission will send you deep into the woodlands, behind enemy lines with no help in sight. Are you ready to deploy?

You can pick up these great EIs and many more in the Gaia Cash Shop! And don’t forget to stop by our weekly poll to let us know which items you like best. Bye for now, friends!


Superprize 2010 [[late]]

January 16, 2011 at 5:26 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

The end of the year is fast approaching, and you know what that means: the beginning of the 2010 tax filing season on January 1! Eeeek! So excited! To make room for this year’s tax filings, I’ve been clearing out all of the Chance Items from the last year. I don’t really have time to sort through them, so I’ve bundled them all together in the Super Prize 2010– open one of these and you could get any CI from Snow Apple to Neon Core!

One more thing: there used to be a cat around here– Cookie Boots, I called him– but in all the packing mayhem, he’s disappeared. If he shows up in your Super Prize, please give him a good home. I’ve also misplaced an SDPlus doll of a devilish version of myself– a gag gift from that rascal Azrael– and two sets from popular CIs that were delivered with the wrong colors. I meant to return them, but forget, so I guess some of you will find those recolors in the Super Prize 2010.

If you want another shot at any of 2010’s great CIs, pick up one of my 2010 Super Prizes today– I really need the room and will only be offering them until January 5.


Shop Update

January 16, 2011 at 5:23 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Carl utters a ragged bugle and eyes you with dumb menace. You sense that he means you harm.

Maybe you’d better head to another shop before he gets violent (or amorous).



January 16, 2011 at 5:21 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Hey Gaians! Our sneak peek at Revolution Dawn, the epic MMORPGLOLRFLOA, is just about over– it’s leaving the Cash Shop today. Exploit the game bugs one more time to get exclusive adventure gear:

Lalune (Dark): 1. Ireful Marksman, Jet the Kitten Star. 2. Keen Bandit. 3. Berserk Conjuror, Anesidora’s Woe. 4. Plague Revenant, Captain Ara’s Nestegg.
Solair (Light): 5. Deific Templar, Kottan Bell, Spring Bride, Lava Flow Dress. 6. Pious Cleric. 7. Earnest Minstrel. 8. Resolute Hero

Ten percent of the proceeds from Revolution Dawn go to benefit Child’s Play, an organization that brings the joy of gaming to sick children. Get sweet loot and do some good with Revolution Dawn.


Merry Christmas!!

December 25, 2010 at 11:03 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

YuPp it’s Christmas and there’s joy in the air! What did you get for Christmas? I got an iPod touch && a screen tv xD hmm well I hope everyone has a nice time!



December 18, 2010 at 12:24 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Dear Gaians,

For years, Xmas has been slipping away from me. First I was mind-swapped with a cow by those dastardly Zurg, and it took me a miserable two years to get my old body back! Then, last year, just when I was all rested up and ready to deliver presents, I was forced to go into hiding due to a terrible, unspeakable threat…

But I’m through hiding! I’m no coward! If shadowy assassins want to rip me to bits– or set my head on fire, like they did to that poor jellyfish demigod– they’ll just have to come and try it. I’ll be right here waiting for them.

I know, I know, it seems like something always comes along and mysteriously incapacitates me right before Xmas. But not this year! I’m utterly confident that I won’t somehow be tragically killed or horribly mutilated right before my favorite holiday.

Tonight I’m going to rip up my life insurance policy in the presence of a licensed notary. I’m going to rewrite my will to stipulate that all my possessions be thrown in a volcano. Do you know why, boys and girls? Because NOTHING could possibly go wrong this year.

I’m telling you, I feel invincible. I’m not scared anymore. No harm can come to me. This year, come hell or high water, I’ll be delivering Xmas gifts again!

Yours most sincerely,
-Santa Claus

P.S. – You know what I missed most during my long absence? Getting wonderful letters from all the good boys and girls of Gaia! Please feel free to send me a private message– I can’t reply to all of them, but I’d be delighted to hear from you!

Read on for an important message from the elves!

Hey, you got a minute? 

We’re as excited about Xmas as Santa is– it’s great to have him back, make no mistake– but he’s been acting a little funny lately.

He’s never been the most safety-conscious guy, but ever since he decided to come out of hiding, he’s been swaggering around like nothing can hurt him. Waltzing around the workshop without a hard hat, taunting the reindeer during rutting season– that kinda stuff. We’d hate to see some terrible accident befall him just when he’s finally ready to deliver presents again.

I was wondering if you could do us a favor. We’ve been busy making toys for all the good kids, so maybe you could come up for a quick visit and keep an eye on Santa’s safety a little bit. We could really use your help.

But you shouldn’t spend all your time keepin’ an eye on that big doofus– there’s plenty more holiday cheer to be had! You should visit the Xmas forum and send a nice card to a friend, or go caroling in the shops!

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